"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
" you + have" -> "you’ve"
im sorry people learning english
You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot.
…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?
I really hope so. This is good.
I approve so hard.
Omg I love it I hope Mr creepy pasta reads it
I’m real superstitious… no chance take
what happen to tumblr
Not taking any fucking chances O-O
Fucked my juggalos omg it’s like my worst nightmare
Fucked by a Cloud my best dream
Well fuck you then. But your clouds are already gonna do that
I smell jealousy.
Well you’re gonna die with nice clouds inserting you and I’m gonna die with creepy guys covered in faygo and bad face paint all over my bod
wow…. now I feel really sorry for you damn
Im going to be tortured by life. That is believable.
Devoured by the world we live in.
Yup.Stabbed by Republicans
Strangled by the world we live in. Sounds about right.
Fellated by everything
Fucked by everything…
Suffocated by a cloud.
Aww I’m gonna drown in my family
Crushed by Justin Beiber….
Stabbed by the Lord Jesus Christ
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is setlook at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
THIS SHIT IS SCARY I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN.
Tumblr is just too cute sometimes.