"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

(Source: jaclcfrost)

reesespiecesforpresident:

psychic-rising-demon:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

bl-ossomed:

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but can we just look at the ‘share on tumblr’ button

(Source: swiftlysherlock)

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: tarachambller)

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

(Source: dntdodrugs)

ask-starliner:

askprincessmena:

ask-violet-factory:

askjuicygossippony:

the-only-operator:

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 


…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

I approve so hard.

Omg I love it I hope Mr creepy pasta reads it

I’m real superstitious… no chance take

what happen to tumblr

Not taking any fucking chances O-O

ask-starliner:

askprincessmena:

ask-violet-factory:

askjuicygossippony:

the-only-operator:

aphotic-harvester:

kortniisakuriboh:

himaruyeah:

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 

…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

I really hope so. This is good.

I approve so hard.

Omg I love it I hope Mr creepy pasta reads it

I’m real superstitious… no chance take

what happen to tumblr

Not taking any fucking chances O-O

posthaardcore:

Every inch of you is perfect / from the b o t t o m to the t o p

This video is so sweet and cute though I love it

(Source: wadewillsun)

yinigirl396:

thatawkwardlyshapednerd:

it-is-waffletime:

thegirlingray:

aditi3011:

watermistress:

msscarlettaylor:

storyoftheunknownfangirl:

zutarapie:

iamyour-spirit-animal:

doodypooties:

iamyour-spirit-animal:

doodypooties:

iamyour-spirit-animal:

doodypooties:

dietcondoms:

 

Fucked my juggalos omg it’s like my worst nightmare

Fucked by a Cloud my best dream

Well fuck you then. But your clouds are already gonna do that

I smell jealousy.

Well you’re gonna die with nice clouds inserting you and I’m gonna die with creepy guys covered in faygo and bad face paint all over my bod

wow…. now I feel really sorry for you damn

Im going to be tortured by life. That is believable.

Devoured by the world we live in.
Yup.

Stabbed by Republicans

Strangled by the world we live in. Sounds about right.

Fellated by everything

Fucked by everything…

Suffocated by a cloud.

Aww I’m gonna drown in my family

Crushed by Justin Beiber….

Stabbed by the Lord Jesus Christ

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

ohmyhelbig:

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

THIS SHIT IS SCARY I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN.

(Source: papa-levi)

Tumblr is just too cute sometimes.

Tumblr is just too cute sometimes.